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John: so this fall i need to get a coffee maker

10:39 AM me: are you gonza get

 John: and the shitty kind that comes in bricks

 me: a drip one

  or a press

 John: everything good comes in a brick

  bricks

  cocaine

  coffee

 me: gold

 John: lard

  gold

 me: actual bricks

 John: yes

  i said bricks first

  you jerk

 me: im laughing